bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
(Source: cyberho, via teenscoolest)
God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
when u miss the last step on the stairs
This one never gets old.
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I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts
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what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur
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"I’m definitely Pro-Selfie. I think that anybody who’s Anti-Selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn’t people take pictures of themselves ? When I’m on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I’m like ‘Thank You’.
I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you.
I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t google, you know ‘what does my friend look like today?’
For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world - I think that’s a great thing"
- Ezra Koenig being the most adorable human being ever (via unmaiden)
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